Tag: funny
group name: writingfrmthehrt
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January 10, 2007 05:09 PM EST --
The First Day of Kindergarden
I was screaming at the top of my lungs like I was being mauled by lions on that fateful day in 1984. It was my first day of Kindergarden, and I thought . . . more
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February 07, 2007 09:00 PM EST --
Now, I know that not many people can say that here in this virtual town of Gather, and live to tell the tale, but I must write this because of something I read in another article published here recently. . . . more
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July 09, 2007 07:35 AM EDT --
This is one of my favorite subjects because a lot of these family treasures do work. Some are really way out there and some are funny. Here is a favorite of mine. My family used to get together years ago . . . more
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July 14, 2008 04:19 PM EDT --
Not me! I"m laughing!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25673
Article by Associated Press.
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August 30, 2008 02:50 AM EDT --
what would it be?
I would be taller by two inches.
more
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May 04, 2007 06:28 PM EDT --
Tory was fishing the other day and when he came home, I decided that I wanted to take the boat out to relax while he was taking a nap. Of course, I brought my book to keep me occupied while . . . more
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April 09, 2007 11:11 PM EDT --
My oldest daugther just came in here begging for me to try this one out. She said I wouldn't be sorry. Sure enough, I cracked up laughing.
1. Go to google.
2. Go to maps, right there above the search . . . more
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December 24, 2006 10:40 AM EST --
‘Twas the day before Christmas
And all round my house
Things are coming together
For me and my spouse
The big kids in the basement
Watching the game
Grandparents are laughing . . . more
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July 24, 2008 08:28 PM EDT --
While taking our evening walk, my husband and I spotted a pack of skunks. Actually, it was a mama and about six babies. They were walking across an empty lot next to several new houses. . . . more
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August 01, 2008 08:59 PM EDT --
Today was planned out
to be super great.
I had myself
a real special date.
I got the day off,
cause I worked overtime.
so I could be with
that lady of mine.
nine fourty-five’s
when she’d . . . more
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February 27, 2007 08:15 PM EST --
If you don't have kids, do yourself a great big favor right now and don't procreate. Get on the pill, have your tubes tied, snip and clip your 'little friend', tattoo a 'closed for . . . more
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August 06, 2008 10:06 PM EDT --
That's right! You are not allowed to throw human waste at anyone at the Democratic National Convention.
Question? Do we really need such a law?
Is this for real?
I think . . . more
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March 08, 2007 06:42 AM EST --
This happened back when my Mom and Dad were dating. They couldn't afford to do too much as both families were poor, so the little places they went were fun and meant a lot. They'd gone to a play . . . more
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February 19, 2007 08:50 PM EST --
Some travelers remember trips by pushing pins into maps. Me, I have wounds. Baja California, Mexico: gash, left foot. Vietnam: strained tendon, right foot. New York City: tweaked elbow. Really, . . . more
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November 12, 2006 08:56 PM EST --
Dear people,
I just thought I'd let you know I am thinking about you. I haven't 'met' everyone here though, so, maybe I should explain a bit about me. I am not politically . . . more
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November 27, 2007 07:27 AM EST --
My memoir, Don't Shoot! I'm Just the Avon Lady! is now available to order! Thank you to my publisher, Menendez Publishing ! A few of the many funny and touching stories in my memoir appeared . . . more
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April 25, 2007 11:09 AM EDT --
EXPEND - What one does after eating beans, (snicker, snicker).
SPENDEX - A drunk trying to say spandex
SPENSIVE - What everything is when you're broke (you got me - spensive tain't a . . . more
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February 07, 2007 03:24 PM EST --
For Ed Nudelman...sans turpentine
Sixty-four ounces H20--
The daily recommendation.
Eight cups of liquid purity
I swallow.
I swig.
I gulp.
I chug.
And I think I see guppies
swimming behind my . . . more
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December 18, 2006 03:11 PM EST --
I hate television I think it rots the brain and has stolen 90% of the free time Americans have had available over the past five decades. Think about it. We have so little time to ourselves to do what we . . . more
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July 12, 2007 09:13 PM EDT --
Hi Everyone
Just one of those crazy days that everything kind of goes it’s own way…….the wrong way. Firs t apiece of advice…..DO NOT OPEN YOUR SUN ROOF . . . more
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