Tag: humor
group name: writingfrmthehrt
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November 11, 2007 10:12 PM EST --
The most beautiful things in the world are not seen or touched. They are felt with the heart.--Helen Keller
I'm a plus-sized woman...which makes me positive, . . . more
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August 07, 2007 11:59 PM EDT --
I got more then I bargained for
When I stopped in the local bar
What started out as barely a fight
Turned out to be one . . . more
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June 23, 2008 02:05 AM EDT --
Many who saw or heard Carlin knew he was an expert at pushing the envelope and going way beyond that. In his lifetime, he passed many comedic milestones and opened up new territory. He questioned authority . . . more
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May 19, 2007 09:06 PM EDT --
Two weeks ago, I went to a book signing. My friend and I were standing in line with our books waiting to be signed. Three delightful ladies were in line in front of us, with their . . . more
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January 10, 2007 05:09 PM EST --
The First Day of Kindergarden
I was screaming at the top of my lungs like I was being mauled by lions on that fateful day in 1984. It was my first day of Kindergarden, and I thought . . . more
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August 05, 2008 02:31 AM EDT --
Otto is becoming obcessed with the Green is the new Black movement.
He says it's like a get home free card to rummage through the neighbors trash.
more
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February 07, 2007 09:00 PM EST --
Now, I know that not many people can say that here in this virtual town of Gather, and live to tell the tale, but I must write this because of something I read in another article published here recently. . . . more
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December 23, 2007 12:21 AM EST --
They always say, write what you know...well, after
YEARS (let's face it, DECADES )of experience, here's
what I know...
A tongue-in-cheek guide on
"How to Write a Personals Ad to Catch . . . more
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November 06, 2007 09:58 PM EST --
I have heard countless stories about people being "caught with their pants down," or in other words...naked! So, I thought it would be fun to share our own naked truths.
Come on...we . . . more
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March 31, 2007 12:22 PM EDT --
When you live in a rural area, shopping by mail is a big plus. The UPS delivery truck was a familiar, always welcome sight. My young son would greet the arrival with “Mama, it’s . . . more
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March 31, 2007 12:26 PM EDT --
The slacks were the color I wanted and the size was right, except for one thing. The label read “Regular” rather than “Petite.” Since it was the only pair in my size . . . more
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March 30, 2007 04:09 PM EDT --
For all my life, I've had two first names - or maybe just one long name. I'm not sure which is more accurate.
My given name is Mary Elizabeth. In true Southern fashion I'm known as Mary Beth. . . . more
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July 17, 2007 10:23 AM EDT --
I'm feeling rather yucky;
My sinuses are dripping.
and if I felt like getting up,
a hot toddy I would be sipping.
My head feels like a bowling ball,
my throat feels like raw meat,
and . . . more
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April 09, 2007 12:30 PM EDT --
I attended Baylor University back in the late 60's. A staunchly Baptist school, Baylor maintained dorms segregated by gender.
As a resident of one of the women's dorms, I became accustomed . . . more
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August 24, 2007 05:29 PM EDT --
There are so many external and internal stimuli hitting you at once that your brain has learned to filter them out.
The first ones that get ignored are ones that you do; which is why you . . . more
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January 09, 2008 08:53 PM EST --
I felt my face began to p ale
As I looked down at that sc ale
That number it did imp ale
Forced me to deeply inh ale
I took me to the latest . . . more
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March 30, 2007 01:10 PM EDT --
"Ma, you want to hear a dirty joke?"
When my (now grown) son was in elementary school, he would bring home new songs and stories to share nearly everyday. I loved hearing his newest . . . more
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June 05, 2007 12:02 PM EDT --
I wrote this poem some time ago, but was reminded of it when I heard some folks talking about those pretty purple flowers in the country ditches.
Pretty Posies
While riding in a car one day
With . . . more
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October 27, 2007 08:18 PM EDT --
Sometimes a person will put his writing on hold, thinking "I'm too old. If I wanted to be a writer, I should have started when I was young. My best days are behind me."
The truth of the . . . more
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September 02, 2007 02:30 PM EDT --
Gamut of the alphabet is a repository
Of illustrious names in an honour roll
For accidental discoveries
Leading to fame and more.
Wise Archimedes, on lowering his mass
In a voluminous bathtub . . . more
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